Ahoy!

Ahoy, me hearties! Me name is Sparky the Parrot and I have had a lot of adventures on the high seas with me pirate crew. It's really interesting being a pirate's parrot...never a dull moment. I'm here to invite ye on a real pirate adventure! But first, ye have to prove to me ye can stand up to the likes of Captain Moonbeard (me pirate pet). If ye feel up to the challenge, ye need to research how to be a pirate and write about yer findings. When yer done, have Silly Stephenson put them in a bottle and send them to me to read. When I'm done reading them, I'll write ye back to let ye know who can come on me merry vessel. So, hoist yer pencils and set sail writing! Fair winds, Sparky the Parrot